Thursday, August 2, 2007

PLANO...YOU BETTER BELIEVE GETS BUSAAAY...


GOOFY-NESS IS TRICKY YO




ADAM IN THE PLACE TO BE

where has this kid been






CHRIS!


CHRIS AND MIKE a.k.a. SMURDA?



SMURDER?



WAY TO END A NIGHT
Adam and I hungout with Chris and the gang. I'm starving. I decided not to quarter him.






I THINK I LOVE MY WIFE DVD


Chris Rock has set his sights high with his latest film. Maybe a bit too high. Remaking Eric Rohmer’s Chloe in the Afternoon, the last film in his six moral tales series, Rock loses a lot of the emotional punch and reality of the earlier film. Writing, directing, and starring in I Think I Love My Wife, Rock has carefully removed these aspects and replaced them with coarse language, overused jokes (the clerk says “condoms” really loudly when he’s buying them! The humiliation!), and overdone characters.
I Think I Love My Wife isn’t all bad. It’s just hard to figure out what kind of movie it really is. Although it’s listed as a romantic comedy, the laughs are few and far between, and the romance is nowhere to be found. Rock feels neglected by his wife at home (Gina Torres) and is tempted by an old friend’s ex-girlfriend (Kerry Washington) who happens to show up at his work in a slinky red dress clearly seeking sexual conquest in the form of a clueless and bored married man (Rock). Somehow hilarity is supposed to ensue, but rarely does. As usual, Rock is best when he’s riffing on a particular topic, not when he’s trying to interact and play out a scene. This semi-dramatic role is a bit of a stretch for him, and sporting a mustache and glasses does little more than make Rock look like a stand-up comedian playing dress up.
The supporting actors are strong, with Washington and Torres doing everything they can to play out their respective roles, and Steve Buscemi stepping in as Rock’s sleazy coworker constantly warning him away from infidelity. In spite of the prowess of the supporting cast and Rock’s superb comedic timing, I Think I Love My Wife never really gets off the ground. You can admire Rock for trying to push himself into other areas of the entertainment industry: directing, screenwriting, producing, but you don’t have to admire what he produces, which in this case is a lackluster examination of one man’s moral fortitude in the face of a sexy single seductress. The story and dialogue are realistic at times, but most of the 94 minutes of the film feel forced and uncomfortable. When Rock and Torres break into song at the end of the film, it’s painfully clear that they know the audience is tired and the gig is up.


-by Zach Freeman


Yeah i have to agree...the movie sucked. Kerry Washington was the only standout actress i think. Her acting is so powerful. It almost seems like she was doing this movie as a favor for Chris. Its funny cause in this movie you can see how her weight flucuates. I dont understand why she had to go all out for this role. The only awesome thing about this movie is that Kerry Washington got alot of screentime. Which I am super stoked about. I hope there are cool features on this dvd and not stuff I've seen on the website...

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Marijuana Long Gone.


DALLAS - While several pot farms have been discovered by authorities in the last couple of weeks, police said their most recent find may be the granddaddy of them all.
Drug Enforcement Administration officials said they plan on raiding an undisclosed area they have called a marijuana plantation. Officials said it is the largest crop of marijuana plants they have ever seen, not only in Texas, but in the entire southwest.
The area is so dense, drug agents said they could not get to it on foot. On Thursday, they plan on bringing in heavy equipment and helicopters. But from the air, officials said they believe they're looking at more than 30,000 marijuana plants they describe as potentially reaching as high as 12 feet tall.
Sources said it could be worth millions of dollars and would likely be the largest marijuana discovery ever in the region.
The find is the fourth discovery of a marijuana farm in 30 days.
On July 12, more than 300 pot plants were pulled up not far from the DEA headquarters. Nine days later, agents found 10,000 plants along Camp Wisdom Road that were worth about $5 million. And just this past weekend, thousands more of marijuana plants were found nearby in an isolated field.
As for the latest find, Dallas police and DEA sources said it looks like a viable marijuana field, and not milkweed, which can resemble marijuana, especially from the air.
Authorities said from the look and smell of things, they're dealing with a huge marijuana crop.
Authorities are trying to find out who owns the land' but what's making that such a difficult task is there are so many different parcels out here. In fact, some of the land may actually belong to the city of Dallas.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007


Watchmen Casting Confirmed
Wilson officially outed as Nite Owl.




July 24, 2007 - Although Patrick Wilson coyly tried to dodge confirming that he's been cast in the long-anticipated Watchmen movie, he was nevertheless outed as Nite Owl yesterday by a co-star.IGN was among the press outlets invited last night to the Walnut, Ca. set of director Neil Labute's thriller Lakeville Terrace, where we had the chance to talk to co-stars Wilson and Kerry Washington.Wilson smiled when pressed about Watchmen, but he did subtly acknowledge the casting at one point. He was interviewed inside an elementary school auditorium where, on a wall across from where Wilson was sitting, there was a collection of kid's artwork. While being grilled about the Watchmen casting rumors, Wilson pointed towards one of the artworks, which was titled "Owl's Hollow." Wilson then chuckled, "But I didn't say anything."Wilson's leading lady Kerry Washington was more direct. Indeed, she unwittingly outed him as Nite Owl! (Ironically, Washington wasn't even asked about the subject.) "I keep teasing him," Washington began. "Whenever he eats candy or something, I go, 'You're playing a superhero. I don't think you should be eating pretzels.'"When reminded that Nite Owl is supposed to be paunchy, Washington laughed, "That's what he always says. But I always go, 'Yeah, but you still want to be defined.'"So there you have it. Patrick Wilson IS Nite Owl. End of story.


Now don't get me wrong Kerry is by all means my FAVORITE actress, but what the hell yo? haha

Sunday, July 15, 2007

A TRAK

yeah so A Trak is amazing. the kid is brilliant. i mean hes been around for awhile. i love that he still uses vinyl too. ch ch ch ch check it out.